Three (that's the outside)

(This is a birthday card from my friend, Rachel. I thought it was hilarious, so I'm posting it here...)

(inside)
Kara, (her handwriting)
It's your day to celebrate (printed on card)
Turning 3* is really great! (printed on card except the asterisk which is added in)

Wishing a A Very Happy Birthday (printed)
(all Rachel's handwriting...which is perfect by the way...from here on out)
Love, Rachel

*Okay, so technically I know you're not turning three - that was at least a couple of years ago - but weren't birthdays cooler when you were? I mean, you got balloons and pinatas and cake with your favorite cartoon on it, and none of your friends were too busy temping to come to your party - child labor laws rock - plus all the cards have fun rhymes about how cool it is that it's your birthday rather than saying stuff like "I hope you get laid man!" or "Oh my God, like isn't buying five hundred pairs of shoes and eating chocolate cream truffles like the best way to spend your birthday ever?!?!!" or "I am so indifferent to the day you entered the world that I failed to notice how tacky this card is." Growing up's a drag. Well, Happy Birthday!)

Thank You , Rachel!! Growing up is a drag, but your card made me laugh, and even became "blog-worthy".